BREAST MAN – Thanksgiving Sweatshirt 🦃
Some guys are thigh men. Others have always preferred the breast.
This Thanksgiving, let everyone know exactly where you stand in the great turkey debate.
Our BREAST MAN sweatshirt features a bold, retro-inspired design with a perfectly roasted turkey, festive fall colors, and just enough inappropriate humor to make Grandma raise an eyebrow.
Whether you're carving the turkey, watching football, or reaching for your third helping, this shirt is guaranteed to get a few laughs around the Thanksgiving table.
Why You'll Love It:
- 🦃 Hilarious Thanksgiving-themed design
- 🍂 Vintage-inspired graphics in festive autumn colors
- 🍗 Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving, or holiday parties
- 🎁 A great gift for husbands, dads, boyfriends, and anyone who appreciates a good double entendre
- 😎 Pairs perfectly with our matching THIGH MAN sweatshirt
Thanksgiving is temporary. Being a breast man is forever.
Bring a little breakfast-time humor to chilly mornings with this embroidered “Breakfast Man” crewneck sweatshirt. The warm, retro-style graphic and golden toast design add personality without trying too hard—just right for the person who treats the first meal of the day like a ritual. Wear it while making coffee, flipping pancakes, or heading out for a relaxed weekend brunch. The classic crewneck has a comfortable, clean-cut fit and a medium-heavy feel that settles easily into everyday rotation. With its durable construction and playful diner-inspired spirit, it feels at home on breakfast lovers, brunch regulars, and anyone who believes the day starts at the table.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a ribbed crew neckline that helps retain its shape
- Embroidered design placement options include chest and wrists
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, attractive finish
- Double-needle stitching reinforces the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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